FIRST IMPRESSIONS Volume 2: Mayhem – De Mysteriis Dom Sathanis

Posted: March 12, 2012 by kingcrimsonprog in First Impressions Articles

Mayhem - De Mysteriis Dom Sathanis

Mayhem - De Mysteriis Dom Sathanis

First Impressions is a series of review-like articles written in the moment of discovering a reputedly classic album for the first time, and then writing my thoughts about the experience and how they relate to my existing knowledge of similar music.

This week I find myself listening to Mayhem’s De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas album to form an opinion on a supposedly Metal Classic album that I’ve never got around to hearing before.

As far as I am aware, De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas is sort of ‘The Reign In Blood of Black Metal.’

Black Metal isn’t exactly my favourite subgenre of Metal. I only own one officially recognized Black Metal album, have about four or five more in my collection from my friends and relatives, and like two bands associated with the genre (Zyklon, who feature Black Metal musicians but play Death Metal) and Cradle Of Filth (who aren’t really Black Metal according to most people but are sort of lumped in with it anyway)

Most of the opening track ‘Funeral Fog’ and ‘Pagan Tears’ is actually fine, and closer in sound and style to Carpathian Forest (a Black Metal band I actually do like) than I expected it would be.

I do enjoy the guitar style, which does actually create a swirling cold and bleak atmosphere that I thought was beyond the talents of what I assumed were a bunch of overrated, self aggrandizing hack teenage racists who only cultivated a small following of uppity nerds who don’t even like the music but just use it to feel superior to other nerds that actually listen to music that can be enjoyed.

Yes, I had often read about the atmospheric and engrossing nature of Black Metal and had written it off as a lie, used to advertise collections of messy, badly written and samey tracks and I now see that is not entirely the case. I suppose most of my strongly negative and hostile opinion was a deliberate prejudice formed against the arrogant and annoying superiority complex that Black Metal musicians and fans are often portrayed with or seen to have in my own experience.

The guitar work on those opening tracks actually cut away that level of harsh skepticism, but I still think they are bad tracks objectively now as despite entertaining guitar work, the tracks are dull, repetitive and overlong. Additionally, the vocal style is unmusical and unpleasant and the drumming is the style of drumming that I have always disliked and will go into detail on later.

‘Life Eternal’ on the other hand is a very enjoyable song, with only one final minute wasted on unmusical slapping, and the rest of the duration on a moody, ponderous and expressive mid-tempo track that covers a lot more musical ground and generally keeps things interesting.

Just when I thought that the album might actually turn out to be good and even misunderstood, along comes ‘Buried By Time And Dust’ which is three and a half minutes of non-stop Blast Beats that completely avoids variety and musicality. Extremity for extremities sake that if I was feeling harsh would say really ought not have to exist considering Napalm Death already made ‘Scum.’

After this, the album settles into a slump, the tracks are generally about a minute too long, but contain a lot more variety and more interesting riffs, beats and vocal patterns. ‘From The Dark Past’ for example has a genuinely brilliant breakdown where the drummer actually sounds like a good and creative player.

I know that that was an unfairly snobby backhanded comment and I apologize because if someone else said it I too would think that they are a poncy, superior elitist wanker. I do realize that the impossibly fast Slayer beat and Blast Beating require a huge amount of practice, skill and musicianship to play, and that filling a whole six minutes with them requires tremendous endurance on the part of the drummer. I certainly couldn’t do it, and would be impressed by anyone I met in real life who could.

The problem is that to my own ears it just sounds bad, and the longer it goes on for the less interesting anything can be, a sudden ten second burst sounds energetic and speedy, but a minute of it turns any track into a sludge that sounds slow and my brain stops recording differences, and just loudly says ‘THIS IS THE SHIT BIT’ at me until a groove, breakdown or instrument drop-out occurs to change things up, at which point my brain will allow me to focus once more.

For the rest of the album, it is very much an on-off process to my brain where essentially a minute of white noise will be followed by ten interesting seconds and then everything will turn off again for two minutes, then there will be thirty seconds that I can actually hear and so on. The title track has some amusing Black Metal monk clean vocals that are done better by Zyklon, ‘Cursed Into Eternity’ has some barely audible Black Metal guitar leads that are done better by Carpathian Forest and Freezing Moon, well the groovy first half is actually great, even the sections with the Slayer Beats… Free. Zing. Moooooooon.

Overall, I went into the album expecting a completely unlistenable and variety free mess of abominably produced childish music mascaraing as art. (Which again, if anyone else said, I would think they were a total prick) I expected a mixture of Napalm Death’s Scum and Sodom’s In The Sign Of Evil, (two albums I dislike due to their poor production, vocal and drumming styles and repetitive natures) only worse.

What I actually got was a fairly listenable album of far above competent music that I could fully understand the appeal of. It is certainly has redeeming features to someone so ill-disposed towards it and if you generally like the tonal choices, vocal styles and super fast drumming then I now understand why you genuinely enjoy it on a musical level. Even if some of the fans are the competitive, aggressive snobs I have seen (glass houses much, me?) clearly not everyone is.

That being said, the tracks were still too samey, too dull, poorly produced and chocked full of a drum and vocal style that is not to my tastes.

I would like to have written this article without all the negativity (and would never include such statements in a full on review) but to do so would be disingenuous and ultimately pointless as the purpose of this series is to describe my honest reactions and internal processes when hearing a Metal Classic for the first time. So with that in mind I’ll wrap this up… De Mysteriis, you were way better than I thought you’d be, but still I’m not going to listen to you on a regular basis.

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Comments
  1. More great points, though you shouldn’t worry about not saying certain things in a proper review – why censor yourself for the benefit of others? Honesty is what’s most appreciated in reviewing, I think.

    This notion of you sitting, stewing with “THIS IS THE SHIT BIT” in your head made me laugh aloud (or LA, as the internet ones all say).

    There IS far too much of the same on this album and I was surprised you didn’t mention how its reverence is so linked with the circumstances surrounding it. This is, after all, the record where the bass player killed the guitarist…

    Funeral Fog and Freezing Moon are great tracks. Nothing bad to say about them at all. There’s a residual appreciation from my teen years but I can still listen to them without questioning why I love them.

    Life Eternal is probably the best one on there. I like the really solid blast and the thunder that it kicks off with, and it goes into a very typical BM riff before a wonderful roll and this weird sort of folky, slovenly pace that it keeps up with for a while. It has a bassline that just screams “sad, whimsical troll” at me, wandering about the mists up the hills, and there’s a great solo that’s quite low in the mix and is actually a bit of shite wailing, but something about it’s amateurish nature really appeals to me. Then- AWESOME RIFF! That next section is just awesome. So awesome. The slapping, as you call it, that ends the song is a little bit box-ticky and unnecessary, and though I wouldn’t say it ruins the song it’s totally out of place.

    From The Dark Past is a track that could easily be left off there, much as Powerslave would lose none of its appeal if The Duellists was taken off of it. Those are tracks that feature things that are simply done better elsewhere on the album and only bulk up the B-Side. I plan on doing a wee blog about it if I can be bothered to so the research.

    It helps to like Atila, like immeasurably, because the vocals are so dominant, but it’s a sort of middle finger to casual listeners that I kind of admire, like “go on, just TRY and like our singer!”.

    Hellhammer’s drumming is at times very interesting and very frequently out of time, as are the vocals, but I love a lot about the way he fills and delays things and uses cymbal chokes and that sort of thing. The tom sound on the album is very harsh but, to use a possibly lazy term, truly thunderous. Still, the constant blasting can be a hurdle. Prolonged blasting, if used dynamically like on the majority of Harmony Corruption, can be a wonderful thing in extreme music but it can ruin a record (or a BAND) too. De Mysteriis sits somewhere in between. Every now and then I’ll get a serious urge to listen to it and I’ll be on a major buzz for the first side and then get less excited towards the end.

    Anyway, keep it up. Wherever your thought processes come from makes for deadly reading on things I’m familiar with.

    Do Bloody Kisses next. There oughtta be plenty to say about that one.

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